An elf walked into a bar. The hobbit laughed and walked under it.

r/redheads

Forget the Force — your eyes alone could drop me to my knees faster than Vader’s choke hold.

r/stacked

Just kiss me already!

r/bigboobsgw

You must be a Jedi, because I want to Sith on your face...

r/happyembarrassedgirls

It came to me. It’s mine, my own, my love, my precious 💍

r/redheads

Scanners show sexy life forms in this area…

r/xsmallgirls

I can’t believe how small I look to everyone that’s taller than me

r/redheads

You may not be Luke’s father, but can you be my daddy?

r/palegirls

Lets go back to my Ewok village and yub yub all night.

r/altgonewild

Careful… if you keep smiling at me like that, I’m going to drop my Jedi robe faster than a Storm Trooper drops his blaster....

r/boobs

I find your lack of nudity disturbing…

r/redheads

The Balrog’s favorite snack was probably Flamin’ Hot Cheetos

r/nudes

I've been told I'm hotter than the twin suns on Tatooine...