Lets go back to my Ewok village and yub yub all night.

r/redheads

You must be using a Jedi mind trick, because I can’t think of anyone but you.

r/redheads

Scanners show sexy life forms in this area…

r/collegesluts

An elf walked into a bar. The hobbit laughed and walked under it.

r/redheads

The Balrog’s favorite snack was probably Flamin’ Hot Cheetos

r/redheads

Have you heard the tragedy of YourIvoryFox the Naked? It's not a story the Jedi would tell you...

r/redheads

Beastie Boys never let the tits ummmmm.....DROP!

r/redheads

This is getting out of hand! Now there are two of them!

r/happyembarrassedgirls

It came to me. It’s mine, my own, my love, my precious 💍

r/redheads

I’d join the dark side as long as you were there.

r/nudes

Don’t worry… it’s not the size of the lightsaber, it’s how you wield it.

r/tittydrop

You must be a thermal detonator, because one smile from you makes my jaw drop

r/redheads

Your smile makes my defenses drop faster than a Storm Trooper’s aim.