I heard that if you go to an arcade in Middle Earth all the machines take Tolkiens

r/redheads

Forget the Force — your eyes alone could drop me to my knees faster than Vader’s choke hold.

r/boobs

Let’s role play. You be Darth Vader, and you can use all the Force on me.

r/redheads

Something really important, that we need to do....

r/stacked

I must be a Baggins, because I want to go there and back again...

r/collegesluts

An elf walked into a bar. The hobbit laughed and walked under it.

r/redheads

I’d join the dark side as long as you were there.

r/hotchickswithtattoos

Tattoos and titties make the perfect combination

r/nudes

I've been told I'm hotter than the twin suns on Tatooine...

r/stacked

The older I get the bigger they seem to become…I am okay with this

r/redheads

Golden hour hits different

r/realsexyselfies

The power to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of my tits.

r/realsexyselfies

If I call you Bilbo Baggins, will you take me there and back again? 🌿