Long time roaster, first time poster. You turds can’t hurt me.

r/roastme

Long time roaster, first time poster. You turds can’t hurt me.

r/mademesmile

I’ve had dentures for one year!

r/mildlyinteresting

I’m 58, my beard is almost entirely grey but there’s no grey at all on my head

r/roastme

Long time roaster, first time poster. You turds can’t hurt me.

r/makeupaddiction

I figured you people would know. Is there a makeup that would help me cover my scar? I'm rather self conscious of it and I'm tired of it being the first thing people notice.

r/catswithjobs

Moopy has been hired as a session vocalist.

r/roastme

41m with a fuck ton of ailments. Still suffering 2 years after my wife fucked a coworker to get pregnant. Make this fucking fun! I’m as miserable as I look. Note the duplicate signs. The first one was denied for not having hand writing. But I wanted to show that in my world I prefer order.

r/roastme

Gay, 24, slightly chubby, do your worst.

r/roastme

Gay, 24, slightly chubby, do your worst.

r/bbw

Fuck it, we bald

r/cats

Sent my baby to be with his brother last night. 17 years wasn't enough.

r/roastme

Do it! Be creative! Don't bother me with the usual!